UNPLUGGED FAMILY RETREAT! JULY 25-30 2025! TAKE ME THERE!

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UNPLUGGED 2025 REGISTRATION PAGE!

We are thrilled you want to join us!

Here is everything you need to know and do to sign up for this summer's amazing Unplugged Retreat from July 25-30 2025! 


If you have any questions at all please call us! 416-652-9403 


And because we know you are wondering....  YES that is a picture of Starry Lake too!! Fingers crossed we get lucky and get to see the amazing Aurora Borealis again! 

Pricing and upgrades

Choose 'Family Starter', Add Extra Family, and Upgrades if you Fancy!

Family Starter

$2500 + HST

Based on double occupancy Including:

  • Access to all 200 acres of Starry Lake Dark Sky Oasis, 
  • Glamping Tent accommodations ( if booked and paid before Jun 1!)
  • All retreat activities
  • 3 yummy meals per day!



+ Additional Family Members

$250 + HST/ person

Each family member in addition to your first 2 is $250 which covers: 

  • Access to all 200 acres of Starry Lake Dark Sky Oasis, 
  • Glamping Tent accommodations ( if booked and paid before Jun 1!)
  • All retreat activities
  • 3 yummy meals per day!


Want to bring your child's friend, or a cousin with you? So long as you are their guradian/go to adult, that is fine. 

Glamping tent

$250 + HST / $0 before June 1

FREE UPGRADE TO A GLAMPING TENT IF paid in full BEFORE JUNE 1 !


What put the "Glam" in Glamping? These did! We have 4 fabulous Glamping tents & one is waiting for you!

A stay in a glamping tent will surely get added to the core memory bank!


First come, first reserved!  

Cabin upgrade

$500 + HST

The 'Sun Ray' cabin is for those who want even more lux in the woods. With it's own screened in porch and separate sleeping and kitchenette areas it is a sweet as it gets for off grid living.  This is for you if you want a more cottage feeling for your stay.  ( This is the total charge, not nightly rate!  A deal! ) 

Stargazer Tent

no extra charge!

Enjoy one of our two, spacious 10' by 16' stargazer tents! Toss off the fly on dry nights and lie in your sleeping bag under the milky way!  Kat is a big fan of the stargazer!  Here, at Starry Lake on a clear night, lying tucked in bed looking out the open roof is OUT OF THIS WORLD.

Bring Your Own Tent

no extra charge

Love your own tent the best? Sure, bring your own!

what's included & What's not included

YES! Gotcha COVERED! INCLUDED!

Stuff for you to bring/sort out - NOT INCLUDED

Stuff for you to bring/sort out - NOT INCLUDED

  • All onsite activites with James Funnyhat and Kat 
  • Tent accomodations - Stargazer tent or 'bring your own' included in Family starter bundle
  • Free upgrade to a Glamping Tent ( if available if paid by Jun 1) - see details in accomodations section!
  • 3 simple fresh meals per day, bottomless coffee, tea & fabulous water & simple snacks
  • Acess to all 200 acres of the marvellous Starry Lake Dark Sky Oasis 
  • Shared Canoes, Kayaks & Adult life vests
  • SPA TIME Nightly Sauna & Lake Plunge for grown ups
  • Kids sauna time - must be accompanied by a parent.



SIGN US UP!

Stuff for you to bring/sort out - NOT INCLUDED

Stuff for you to bring/sort out - NOT INCLUDED

Stuff for you to bring/sort out - NOT INCLUDED

  • Travel to and from Starry Lake Dark Sky Oasis in Coe Hill, Ontario Canada
  • Visitors. This is a private retreat for invited guests, so no  visitors not registered as retreat participants are premitted during retreat days. BUT you are welcome to book extra days and to invite your friends! 
  • Pets.  AH, we LOVE them. But sadly your furry friends will need to stay home this time. 
  • Linens- Bring your own sleeping bags and towels 
  • Children's life jackets  - Please check your sizing and be sure to bring one for your child.


 If you are travelling from far let us know and we can help you out! 


We will send a complete packing list once you are registered!

You won't need much- just don't forget your bathing suit!

Cancellation Policy

This retreat will be very special and many costs are involved. In fact we have already been working hard to make this process absolutely fantastic for you and your family!  

Regarding payment terms and cancellations there are some important things to know.


Full payment is due upon registration.


If you need to cancel before June 15th 2025, 50% of the total cost will be refunded.


If you need to cancel after June 15th  2025, unfortunately we will not be able to offer a refund. BUT, you are welcome to transfer your family’s retreat spot to another family, under the same terms as this agreement.  



GOT IT! GREAT! SIGN US UP!

JUMP IN! Precious moments await

It's totally worth it

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